Marketing in this 9 Funny Ideas But it Hurts too!

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1. You go to a party and spotted beautiful girl. You went straight to her and say “I am very rich man. Marry me! “ – DIRECT ADVERTISING MARKETING

2. You go out with friends for a party and see a beautiful Girl. Someone from your friends go up to and says while pointing at you’ He’s very rich. ‘Marry him.’ – That’s ADVERTISING’

3. You find a beautiful girl at a party. You ask her telephone number. Then day after tomorrow you give her a call and say:’ Hi, I’m very rich. ‘Marry me -That’s TELEMARKETING

4. You’re at a party and see a beautiful girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:’By the way, I’m rich. Will you ‘Marry Me?’ – That’s PUBLIC RELATION’

5. You’re at a party and see beautiful girl. She wlks upto you and says’You are very rich! ‘Can you marry Me?’ – That’s BRAND VALUE’

6. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ‘That’s CUSTOMER FEEDBACK’

7. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ And she introduces you to her husband. – ‘That’s DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP’

8. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: ‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him- ‘That’s competition eating into your market share’

9. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: ‘I’m rich, Marry me!’ Suddenly your wife arrives. – ‘That’s restriction for entering new markets’

Courtesy: 9 Gags

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